..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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