I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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