Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize