does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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