I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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