so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Found the puke drawer
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
