I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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