For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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