maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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