This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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