Dual....:-)
i was born a porn star she said
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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