just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The best revenge is premature balding
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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