whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Found the puke drawer
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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