White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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