I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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