at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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