who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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