that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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