He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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