RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize