is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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