so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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