Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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