I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize