in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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