Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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