Duck Duck Cougar?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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