The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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