you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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