I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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