I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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