You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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