dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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