I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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