Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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