I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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