yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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