Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
