He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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