They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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