I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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