I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
