I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
so much tequila, so little girl.
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize