she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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