ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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