i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He better not be in your backpack
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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