no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Are we still banned from the library?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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