i may or may not be watching the land before time
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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