ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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