So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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