Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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