It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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