have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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